Monday, January 12, 2009

:: Sonic ::
soundcheck : Prodigy - Mindfields

As a little development from that last post (with the picture of a smiling friend), I would really really love to own a sloth one day (though something tells me It's probably not feasible, thus it may not even happen).

Here's an excerpt from a hubpages user's guide to taking care of one.

"...make sure you're there most of the time. Otherwise they will start to whine. If you are going to be doing the laundry etc, then just pick them up and hug them , they'll get the idea to cling on to you. Or if yours doesn't like the sound of that then just get a blanket and fold it like a hammock and tie it behind your neck. Then fix it into a pouch sort of and then put your sloth in there and let them do whatever. They love attention.

Playing With Your Sloth

Sloths love to play tickle, and peek-a-boo. Some of them might like different games, but these are the most popular. As strange as it sounds they love to give kisses. When you play tickle do not tickle them in these areas these areas are very sensitive: under arms, inner thigh , and their palms. They'll get a little sulky. But, if you give them a hug they'll come out of it. They love to play peek-a-boo under a blanket. They can play this game for hours."

THEY SULK AND THEY LOVE HUGS HAHAHAHA.

For irony's sake I'll probably name my sloth Speedy or Sonic but of course, for some reason TIMMEHH actually sounds like a pretty good name for a sloth.

Jude is cool as a python and all, but he's just too scared for me to ever be close to him. He got stoned though, so I think that's the most pet-owner bonding we'll ever do.

Okay before I get too un-manly talking about affectionate creatures I'll just leave you with these:

Images from: ICanHasCheezeBurger

spoken. at 2:24 PM


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Monday, January 12, 2009 :: Sonic :: soundcheck : Prodigy - Mindfields As a little development from that last post (with the picture of a smiling friend), I would really really love to own a sloth one day (though something tells me It's probably not feasible, thus it may not even happen). Here's an excerpt from a hubpages user's guide to taking care of one. "...make sure you're there most of the time. Otherwise they will start to whine. If you are going to be doing the laundry etc, then just pick them up and hug them , they'll get the idea to cling on to you. Or if yours doesn't like the sound of that then just get a blanket and fold it like a hammock and tie it behind your neck. Then fix it into a pouch sort of and then put your sloth in there and let them do whatever. They love attention. Playing With Your Sloth Sloths love to play tickle, and peek-a-boo. Some of them might like different games, but these are the most popular. As strange as it sounds they love to give kisses. When you play tickle do not tickle them in these areas these areas are very sensitive: under arms, inner thigh , and their palms. They'll get a little sulky. But, if you give them a hug they'll come out of it. They love to play peek-a-boo under a blanket. They can play this game for hours." THEY SULK AND THEY LOVE HUGS HAHAHAHA. For irony's sake I'll probably name my sloth Speedy or Sonic but of course, for some reason TIMMEHH actually sounds like a pretty good name for a sloth. Jude is cool as a python and all, but he's just too scared for me to ever be close to him. He got stoned though, so I think that's the most pet-owner bonding we'll ever do. Okay before I get too un-manly talking about affectionate creatures I'll just leave you with these: Images from: ICanHasCheezeBurger _ spoken. at 2:24 PM
"Point your gun in another direction — now that you've cried yourself to sleep."