:: Gay Ban Lak ::
Boys and girls, below is a set of rules set apart by a select few individuals for the game Gay Ban Lak, which is very much like your average game of 21, but with a few changes.
Rule no. 1 : Players are supposed to give other players (even the banker) clues as to
what cards they hold.
e.g. (When holding a 3 and a 9) say : "Wah... i got 6 i can join gang already."
or (When holding a 6 and a 6) say : "Wah one more i join devil already."
or (When holding a King and Queen, and when player next to you is also holding a
King and Queen) Say loudly : "AH COME CAN KISS ALREADY"
Rule no. 2 : Players are allowed to ask a banker to open his or her cards.
Rule no. 3 : You are allowed to fuck up other player's chances of winning.
e.g. (When your cards have been opened and you are safe, and when there are about 2 - 3 players left in the game including the banker, with the banker going for gor leng a.k.a 5 cards) Open the next card for the banker and use your super feng shui gay powers and make it a damn small number, like an ace.
Rule no. 4 : When asked whether you're winning or losing (Up or down), one must
ALWAYS say "something."
e.g. "Eh weijie, you up or down ?" "...something."
Rule no. 5 : When going for 5 cards (aka gor leng), always aim for a king - that way
you can literally Smack K.
e.g. "I had a friend who lost 90 dollars in one night because he was smacking K the whole time."
Rule no. 6 : When going for gor leng (5 cards), it would be recommended to grab a nearby
ashtray and slam it on the ground and loudly yell "SMACK AH SMACK AH" to create a cloud of ashes and burnt out tobacco to cause an aura of confusion and
irritation.
Rule no. 7 : When receiving a number like 16, always stay and hide.
Rule no. 8 : When banker gets down after a round because most of the players run the
same number of points (aka zhao), push your cards quickly to the centre
and anxiously go "ah zhao zhao", especially when you've gone bust.
Rule no. 9 : When playing in a group, and when all of you have your girlfriends or
boyfriends with you, always remember to be as abusive to your
significant other as possible, especially when he or she tries to stop
you from betting more. (and follow up with some physical abuse)
e.g. "dear... please stop... please ?"
"NABEI CHEEBYE KANINA LAH MAI CHUT PATTERN HOR"
(Insert slap or punch here)
Rule no. 10 : When hoping for another player to receive a picture card for them to go
bust, e.g. a Jack, King or Queen, always say slowly in the best British
acccent "GRANDFATHER.... grandfather."
...and that's just a few guidelines in order for you to score in the GAYEST game of 21 that you can ever play.
spoken. at 5:16 PM
Boys and girls, below is a set of rules set apart by a select few individuals for the game Gay Ban Lak, which is very much like your average game of 21, but with a few changes.
Rule no. 1 : Players are supposed to give other players (even the banker) clues as to
what cards they hold.
e.g. (When holding a 3 and a 9) say : "Wah... i got 6 i can join gang already."
or (When holding a 6 and a 6) say : "Wah one more i join devil already."
or (When holding a King and Queen, and when player next to you is also holding a
King and Queen) Say loudly : "AH COME CAN KISS ALREADY"
Rule no. 2 : Players are allowed to ask a banker to open his or her cards.
Rule no. 3 : You are allowed to fuck up other player's chances of winning.
e.g. (When your cards have been opened and you are safe, and when there are about 2 - 3 players left in the game including the banker, with the banker going for gor leng a.k.a 5 cards) Open the next card for the banker and use your super feng shui gay powers and make it a damn small number, like an ace.
Rule no. 4 : When asked whether you're winning or losing (Up or down), one must
ALWAYS say "something."
e.g. "Eh weijie, you up or down ?" "...something."
Rule no. 5 : When going for 5 cards (aka gor leng), always aim for a king - that way
you can literally Smack K.
e.g. "I had a friend who lost 90 dollars in one night because he was smacking K the whole time."
Rule no. 6 : When going for gor leng (5 cards), it would be recommended to grab a nearby
ashtray and slam it on the ground and loudly yell "SMACK AH SMACK AH" to create a cloud of ashes and burnt out tobacco to cause an aura of confusion and
irritation.
Rule no. 7 : When receiving a number like 16, always stay and hide.
Rule no. 8 : When banker gets down after a round because most of the players run the
same number of points (aka zhao), push your cards quickly to the centre
and anxiously go "ah zhao zhao", especially when you've gone bust.
Rule no. 9 : When playing in a group, and when all of you have your girlfriends or
boyfriends with you, always remember to be as abusive to your
significant other as possible, especially when he or she tries to stop
you from betting more. (and follow up with some physical abuse)
e.g. "dear... please stop... please ?"
"NABEI CHEEBYE KANINA LAH MAI CHUT PATTERN HOR"
(Insert slap or punch here)
Rule no. 10 : When hoping for another player to receive a picture card for them to go
bust, e.g. a Jack, King or Queen, always say slowly in the best British
acccent "GRANDFATHER.... grandfather."
...and that's just a few guidelines in order for you to score in the GAYEST game of 21 that you can ever play.
spoken. at 5:16 PM
